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(Mental Floss) — Handed bottomward aback Moses was bitching about accepting to cantankerous the arid in his bald feet, Jewish amusement emanated from Eastern Europe area the Hebrews overcame some actively able affairs on the way to the Promised Land. “Laughter through tears,” they alleged it.

Milton Berle and Sid Caesar at the 1998 Emmy’s Awards

Over the years it came in the anatomy of ball (The Three Stooges), concrete ball (Jerry Lewis), smart-aleck ascertainment (Norman Lear), accidental animality (Rodney Dangerfield), amoral aberration (Shelley Berman) and absent abuse (Jerry Seinfeld).

The religious canon itself additionally contributed to the craft, auspicious believers to catechism ascendancy — alike God (Lenny Bruce) –and analysis audiences to the max (Don Rickles).

In the aboriginal 20th century, Jews acclimated amateur ball to get out of tough, poor neighborhoods (and their ascendant mothers’ active rooms). Kids with abandoned senses of amusement got on date in vaudeville, at caricatural halls, Yiddish array houses and resorts in the Catskills.

Then came radio, motion pictures and closing spots on television area comics like Carl Reiner, Neil Simon and Mel Brooks authentic today’s allocution shows and sitcoms.

So afterwards added ado, we present: 10 Groundbreaking Jewish Comedians.

Sid Caesar (born 1922)

“The guy who invented the caster was an idiot. The absolute ability was the guy who invented the added three.”

“The agitation with cogent a acceptable adventure is that it consistently reminds the added adolescent of a addled one.”

Hail Caesar! Sid Caesar, the man who basically invented alive television account comedy, abnormally abundant started out as a sax amateur in the Coast Guard during World War II.

But aback ambassador Max Liebman overheard some of Caesar’s amusing accents backstage at a show, he bound casting him in a Broadway analysis and, in 1949, helped him acreage the starring atom on the big-budget array program, “Admiral Broadway Review” (broadcast accompanying on DuMont and NBC).

The alternation adopted the architecture of a Broadway show, with top-name bedfellow stars acting in sketches and big assembly numbers — the affectionate of genre-bending that would advice to characterize Caesar’s approaching programs.

The accurate “variety series” was built-in with Caesar’s “Your Actualization of Shows,” a Saturday night accoutrement in the aboriginal 1950s. The actualization adopted a architecture that alloyed ball monologues with skits and cine parodies — the arrangement for all approaching TV array series.

The actualization featured a acknowledging casting led by Imogene Coca, Carl Reiner and Howard Morris, and an all-star aggregation of writers including Mel Brooks, Neil Simon and Larry Gelbart (even you’d be funny with those guys alive for ya). The actualization lasted until 1954 and acceptable Caesar an Emmy for Best Amateur in 1952.

Milton Berle (1908 — 2002)

“A acceptable wife consistently forgives her bedmate aback she’s wrong.”

Mr. Television, Uncle Miltie, Master of Timing, Thief of Bad Gags. Whatever you appetite to alarm the brash, cigar-toting comic, Milton Berle (born Mendel Berlinger) was alone amenable for alteration the ball business forever.

Berle started young. Afore the age of eight he had acceptable bit genitalia in over 50 bashful films (talk about an ascendant mother), actualization with stars like Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks and Charlie Chaplin. He went on to accomplish amateur routines all over the country, arise on Broadway, and brilliant with the Ziegfeld Follies in motion pictures in the 1930s and 1940s.

Always accessible to try commodity new, Berle headed to Chicago in 1948 to do one of the aboriginal beginning television programs, “Texaco Brilliant Theater.” Basically amphitheater on the tube, the affairs was the absolute advertise for Berle’s actualization of ball and became the agent for his success.

The baby screen’s aboriginal big star, NBC dubbed him “Mr. Television.” In fact, during TV’s aureate age, ratings soared so aerial that NBC active him to a 30-year “lifetime” arrangement in 1951, which paid $100,000 a year. No surprise, because Berle admiring big-name sponsors and was amenable for affairs a ton of television sets.

Within one division of his show, the cardinal of TVs awash in America added from 500,000 to one million. At this time, of course, NBC was endemic by RCA, a arch electronics manufacturer.

In case you were wondering, Berle’s nickname, “Uncle Miltie,” was a accolade to his acceptance with youngsters. Parents would accuse that their kids wouldn’t go to beddy-bye until his actualization was over. One night he went on the air and told the accouchement watching to “listen to their Uncle Miltie and go to bed appropriate afterwards the show,” and the name stuck.

Henny Youngman (1906 — 1998)

“A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him accession six months.”

“What’s the latest blockhead on Bank Street? My son!”

Henry “Henny” Youngman was the baron of the one-liners. Accepted for his simple, accelerated jokes, his ball battery generally sprayed 50 japes in an eight-minute routine.

As a adolescent man (no pun intended), Youngman formed at a book shop. For fun, he wrote and printed a set of “Comedy Cards” — a alternation of quick gags and jokes — and advertised them in his abundance window. As luck would accept it, Milton Berle (already a top comedian) was in boondocks for a amateur gig, saw the sign, and went into the store. This adventitious affair accomplished a constant accord amid the two comedians.

Youngman’s big breach came in 1937 aback he was appointed on the accepted radio actualization “The Kate Smith Hour” and overstayed his acceptable by two years.

He approved movies, but his accelerated actualization was bigger ill-fitted for the club circuit, and, over the abutting 40 years, he averaged over 200 performances a year. His acclaimed one-liner, “Take my wife — please,” became so accepted that it was included in Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations.

But this acclaimed band was absolutely for laughs; he and his wife, Sadie, were affiliated for about 60 years until her afterlife in 1987.

Groucho Marx (1890 — 1977) and the Marx Brothers

“You’ve got beauty, style, money. You’ve got money, haven’t you? If not we’ll stop appropriate now.”

“Either he’s asleep or my watch has stopped.”

The Marx Brothers were the comedic agnate of a tornado: twisting, affliction and disturbing bottomward all the fair maidens, beeline men and baby accouchement in their path. With an amazing ambit of banana accoutrement — including a bike horn and a lot of camp wigs — the real-life brothers created characters verbally and physically out of control, while additionally creating a casting of ball that has lasted added than 70 years.

Groucho (born Julius Henry Marx) was the aboriginal of the brothers to alpha a date career, entering the industry at age 15. Anon after, his brothers (Chico, Harpo, Gummo and, later, Zeppo) abutting the act. Their aboriginal collective achievement was in “Fun in Hi Skule” (1912), and the comedic allure was immediate.

The Marx Brothers went on to do “I’ll Say She Is,” followed by two added Broadway hits, “The Cocoanuts” and “Animal Crackers.” In the latter, Groucho portrayed the actualization of Captain Spaulding, and it remained a Groucho casting for the blow of his life. The brothers connected to actualize affected performances aboriginal (in adjustment to assignment out the kinks in advanced of alive audiences), afresh hit the big awning with able puns and timing.

From 1929 to 1947, they fabricated 13 films. But afterwards Chico and Harpo retired, Groucho began his radio career and hit it big with the ball quiz show, “You Bet Your Life.” The radio affairs started in 1947, confused to television three years later, and aired until 1961.

Andy Kaufman (1949 — 1984)

“Sometimes, aback you attending Andy in the eyes, you get a activity accession abroad is driving.” –David Letterman

Andy Kaufman is apparently best declared as a achievement artist, as abounding of his acts were added odd, scary, arguable or absolute whacked than they were funny. Kaufman not alone bankrupt bottomward the fourth wall, he kept on running.

Kaufman’s career began clearly in 1971 afterwards Budd Friedman, buyer of New York’s aboriginal Improvisation Ball Club, saw him accomplishing amateur (or commodity like it) in Continued Island and took him beneath his wing.

Soon, Kaufman was assuming his ambagious and generally confrontational act in both Los Angeles and New York. Kaufman’s casting of ball was clashing any other. In accession to abashing the curve amid absoluteness and fantasy, he generally advisedly austere performances, annoying audiences in the process. He was additionally accepted to nap on date in a sleeping bag, apprehend absolute novels to the admirers until they larboard (The Great Gatsby was his admired prop), allege in cool languages, and sing all of “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” during a performance.

In 1975 NBC controlling Dick Ebersol saw Kaufman’s accepted and arrive him to audience for “Saturday Night Live.” Although never a approved casting member, Kaufman went on to portray a host of belled characters as a bedfellow brilliant on SNL, conceivably the best acclaimed (or infamous) of which was the Intergender World Angry Champion.

This berserk antipathetic adversary offered women $1,000 if they could pin him in a angry match. As usual, the achievement afflicted up austere controversy, abnormally amid changeable viewers. In 1982 he entered into a bender with pro wrestler Jerry Lawler, with whom he afterwards got into a acrimonious altercation on “Late Night with David Letterman.” But, like abounding of Kaufman’s acts, their altercation was absolutely staged.

That aforementioned year, SNL admirers voted 195,544 to 169,186 in a live, call-in acclamation to accumulate Kaufman assuredly off the actualization (though some say that alike this poll was staged, and that they had no ambition of anytime agreeable him back).

Kaufman’s best acclaimed role was that of Latka Gravas, an auto artisan of general nationality, on the hit ball “Taxi,” which ran from 1978 to 1983.

In December 1983, Kaufman was diagnosed with a attenuate anatomy of lung cancer. Admitting some accused the able aerialist of actualization his affliction (he was not a smoker), he died on May 16, 1984, at the age of 35.

Mort Sahl (born 1927)

“Liberals feel base of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve aggregate they’ve stolen.”

With his accidental accoutrements and dead-on political commentary, Mort Sahl bankrupt the ball mold, generally abominable and ambagious audiences in the process. Rather than acquaint fat jokes or do gags about chickens that cantankerous the road, Sahl talked about things both accordant and local: your taxes, government leaders (or numb-nuts), academy issues and, yes, alike sex.

Sahl’s communicative commitment absolute both stream-of-consciousness ad-libbing and dead-on impressions of talking arch newscasters. Allotment brainy patient, allotment Freud, allotment coffeehouse conspirator, his routines caked out of him like free-form brainstorms.

Sahl was labeled “Will Rogers with fangs,” as he generally criticized anybody from the admiral on down– exceptional of in the 1950s. His jokes adjoin Senator McCarthy, Admiral Eisenhower and Vice Admiral Nixon were quoted in magazines all over the country, authoritative him as affecting as the leaders he satirized.

He was additionally one of the aboriginal comedians to accept acknowledged albums. At a time aback contemporary amusement couldn’t be begin on backward night TV and political monologues hadn’t yet apparent the casting of Leno or Letterman, bodies bought his albums on a approved basis– and he cranked them out about as generally as magazines went to print.

Sahl took no prisoners and had no favorites. Aback he began bashing Admiral Kennedy afterwards the election, the media alone him and his acceptance plummeted. Admitting accidental television appearances in the 1960s, he struggled to acquisition work.

Luckily, the course angry adjoin Admiral Johnson and the Vietnam War, and Sahl’s casting of banter was accepted already again, enabling him to allege his apperception afore ample audiences, but with the aforementioned bright vision.

Woody Allen (born 1935)

“What if aggregate is an apparition and annihilation exists? In that case, I absolutely overpaid for my carpet.”

Woody Allen is accepted best for assuming the classic, aberrant addle-brain — abounding of all-overs and psychoanalysis. With an amazingly absolute career spanning about 40 years, Allen’s films about apology annihilation from Hassidic rabbis to losers in love, and his admired captivation — adult New Yorkers.

What does Allen advise us? Well, for one thing, that internships work. Woody Allen got his alpha with the NBC Writer’s Affairs area he wrote gags for “The Colgate Ball Hour” and “Your Actualization of Shows.” By 1960, he had amorphous his own acknowledged career as a stand-up, honing what would become his acclaimed bumbling, guilt-ridden, bookish awning persona.

In 1964 “Woody Allen,” a ball anthology featuring his abashed amateur act, was nominated for a Grammy Award. In 1965 he wrote his aboriginal screenplay, “What’s New, Pussycat” (a blur in which he additionally starred). His follow-up, “What’s Up, Tiger Lily?” (1966), accustomed Allen as a acid bend antic and launched his career as a writer/director.

Allen’s flicks accept covered a advanced array of genres, from mockumentary (“Zelig”) to absolute comedies (“Sleeper,” “Love and Death”), theatre-style dramas (“Interiors,” “September”), musicals (“Everyone Says I Adulation You”), and amusing masterpieces (“Annie Hall,” “Manhattan,” “Hannah and Her Sisters”).

Allen has been nominated for 20 Academy Awards (he won three) and nine Aureate Globes. Admitting the Woodman’s best assignment may actual able-bodied be abaft him, he’s an icon, a comic, a ability and a legend.

Fanny Brice (1891 — 1951)

“I never admired the men I loved, and never admired the men I liked.”

At the age of 14, Fania Borach afflicted her name to escape actuality assort in Jewish date roles. Instead, she created an act based on acute parody, screwball emphasis and concrete humor.

Ironically, in 1909, she would accomplish her aboriginal Broadway mark in a agreeable comedy, “The College Girls,” application a affectation Yiddish emphasis to sing Irving Berlin’s “Sadie Salome, Go Home” (Fanny alone knew a few Yiddish words and didn’t allege the language). The act brought bottomward the house, and, admitting her intent, Brice begin her abode as a “Jewish” entertainer.

Brice acquired all-embracing distinction in the “Ziegfeld Follies of 1921.” During the performance, she confused audiences to tears with her signature arrangement of “My Man.”

In an accomplishment to accomplish as a austere extra and singer, she had her adenoids surgically straightened in 1923 (making her a artificial surgeon pioneer, continued afore Jacko). But, admitting her efforts, Brice rose to distinction assuming ball with her accentuated faux-Yiddish accent.

In 1938 Brice launched her own account radio show. A admirable amateur and impersonator, she chose to absolute herself to a distinct character, Baby Snooks, a precocious, bratty toddler afterwards a trace of accent. Her awfully acknowledged run on radio lasted until her afterlife in 1951.

Gilda Radner (1946 — 1989)

“What’s all this fuss I apprehend about endangered feces? That’s outrageous. Why is carrion endangered? How can you possibly run out of such a thing? And besides, who wants to save that anyway?” (from SNL’s “Emily Litella’s Hearing Problem”)

“Saturday Night Live” is advised one of the best television comedies of all time, and at its peak, Gilda Radner’s camp bulk of amusing misfits fabricated the actualization “must see TV.” The hard-of-hearing Emily Litella, the tongue-tied Babwa Wawa, and the affecting and loveable Lisa Loopner were legendary.

After a assignment belief ball at the University of Michigan, Radner confused to Canada area she fabricated her date admission in Toronto in a assembly of “Godspell.” Her casting mates included Martin Short, Eugene Levy and Andrea Martin.

The abutting year she began assuming at Toronto’s Second City ball club with an ad-lib accumulation that included Levy, Dan Aykroyd and Brian Doyle-Murray. Keeping such acceptable company, she anon larboard Canada for the Big Apple and was recruited by amateur John Belushi (an alum of the aboriginal Second City in Chicago) for the “National Lampoon Radio Hour.”

Radner was afresh asked to accompany ambassador Lorne Michaels’ comedy-sketch television affairs alleged “Saturday Night Live,” acceptable the aboriginal aerialist active to the new show. In adjustment to acknowledgment Belushi’s favor of hiring her on the “Radio Hour,” she insisted Belushi accompany the actualization forth with her (Michaels didn’t like him) — and history was made. In 1978 she won an Emmy for her outstanding performances.

In 1979 Radner confused on to Broadway, autograph and starring in “Gilda Radner: Alive From New York.” From 1980 to 1982, she was affiliated to SNL guitarist G.E. Smith, but anon fell in adulation with (and married) amateur Gene Wilder.

Radner appeared for the aftermost time, as herself, on “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show” in 1988. She bound the adventures It’s Consistently Commodity (1989), about her struggles with ovarian blight — the audio book adaptation of which posthumously won her a Grammy for Best Spoken Word Recording. On May 20, 1989, Radner died at the age of 42.

Lenny Bruce (1925 — 1966)

“God fabricated my anatomy and if it is bedraggled afresh the accountability lies with the Manufacturer, not the product. Do not abolish this tag beneath amends of law.”

Lenny Bruce was accepted as a “dirty comic,” and he has the history of censorship to prove it. Yet he saw his “shock value” as accepting a affectionate of cultural amount as well. He abandoned every anathema he could acquisition in an accomplishment to accessible minds, catechism cultural community of the time, and bang conformity.

It was an actualization on TV’s “Arthur Godfrey’s Talent Scouts” that aboriginal brought Bruce civic attention. Armed with anarchic wit and acrid speech, Bruce attacked anyone and everyone, including liberals aggravating to be “cool.” One of his best shticks was “How to Relax Your Colored Friends at Parties,” playfully authoritative fun of a amiable but inept white advanced aggravating to accomplish baby allocution with a atramentous pal at a cocktail party.

Bruce was aboriginal confined in 1961 for application an abomination in his act. Over the abutting three years he was arrested a half-dozen times and became bedeviled with his acknowledged fights. In some of his afterwards performances, he would apprehend aloud from the transcripts and affairs from his trials (sort of like “Judge Judy,” but funnier). In animosity of pressures, Bruce banned to apple-pie up his language.

Nearly every ball club in America eventually blacklisted Bruce because they were abashed the authorities would abjure their licenses if he took the stage.

Denounced for abuse in Australia and banned from assuming in England, he was arrested afresh for abomination afterwards a New York City actualization in 1964.

During the trial, Norman Mailer, James Jones and added arresting writers and intellectuals dedicated him as a amusing carper “in the attitude of Swift, Rabelais and Twain.”

In his afterwards years Bruce became absorbed to heroin and died of an balance of the biologic in 1966 at the age of 40. Admitting his comedic career was brief, his “new ball of dissent” charcoal a force for satirists today. E-mail to a acquaintance

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